Monday, August 31, 2009

Halloween 2 Review

Against my better judgement I went out to see the new “Halloween 2″. Granted, I didn’t think the first one was any good, and no I haven’t enjoyed any film by Rob Zombie at this point (even though my iPod is filled with his music)… but I thought “just maybe”. Perhaps it wouldn’t be as bad as I feared it would be. After all… G.I. Joe didn’t end up being half as bad as I thought it would be… maybe there would be something redeemable about Halloween 2. It’s possible right?

Let me make this perfectly clear and put it in the most direct way I can. To call “Halloween 2″ I giant shitfest would be far too kind. I’ve never seen a “horror” movie so bland, so predictable, so boring and so ridiculous in my life. This is the worst film I’ve seen since “Catwoman” and now ranks as the 4th worst film I’ve ever had to sit through in my life (Just behind Battlefield Earth, Catwoman and The Highlander II).


Thursday, July 9, 2009

RAMBO IV : IN THE SERPENT’S EYE

Film : Action / Adventure
Actors : SYLVESTER STALLONE,
JULIE BENZ,
PAUL SCHULZE,
MATTHEW MARSDEN,
MAUNG MAUNG KHIN
Sutradara : SYLVESTER STALLONE
Writers : ART MONTERASTELLI,
SYLVESTER STALLONE
Production : LIONSGATE
Duration : 93 MIN
In Thailand, a group of Christian volunteers recruit John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) to take them to the Salween River to bring supplies of medicines to the Karen tribe, adjacent to Burma (aka Myanmar). When the mission fails missionaries, Rambo be brought back a group of soldiers to charge the border war.